“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue
wow she read them down
normal wizard tower but with short Baba Yaga style chicken legs. wobbling around all top heavy. the wizard inside muttering anxiously and running from one corner of the room to the other for balance
normal wizard tower but with one large leg and the wizard inside clicked into their seatbelt while the tower travels around like a pogo stick
normal wizard tower but with four wheels like a shopping cart from the supermarket where one is locked at an angle and it makes that god awful squeak. the wizard has to grease them often.
Howl’s Moving Hassle
Wizard tower that is only safe to move during heavy rain, otherwise its little octopus tentacles could dry out.
sideways wizard tower that slithers around like a snake
(via cryptidfuckery)
